There has been much controversy over the purchase of "the leash." Tate is a runner. He will not stand or sit still for anything. The baseball games have been extra hard with John not around to help me (he's on the field). So I was at Target, like I usually am, and I see it. A leash. I buy it and the following conversation happened:
me: I bought tater a leash
john: what? he's not wearing a leash
me: well, they had a monkey and a dog and I let him choose. he chose the dog
john:
riiiight. take it back.
me: Well, it not really a leash, it's called a travel harness
john: take the leash back
me: well, it's
eddie bauerjohn: oh!! it;s
eddie bauer? well why didn't you just say that from the
beginning? Of course it's
ok if it's
eddie bauer!
me: really?
john: no. take the leash back
I took it back. Then I went to a practice and told the other moms about my returned leash. After watching me chase the kid all over the park, by the end of practice several moms were concurring that I needed to go back and get the leash. So I did. Now they make
fun of me because Tate runs around with the leash dragging behind him.